a guy walked in the clinic with a badly injured ankle
Doc: good evening, what seems to be the problem here?
guy: i accidentally cut my ankle while gardening
Doc: its a really bad cut but i guess i'll just have to bandage it.
guy: okay. its not like i have a choice right?
Doc: its that or i'll amputate it
guy: ok, nvm.i'll just stick with the 1st.
(after half an hour or so)
Doc: done
Guy: thanks doc. any advice on how i could heal faster?
Doc: eat vegetarian everyday.
guy: huh? why?
Doc: cause i've opened a vegetarian shop just next door.
guy: ....-__-"
Doc: =P
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